Why are there 12 days of Christmas, and not 14 days of Valentine’s?
Why do we have birthday cakes and wedding cakes, but not anniversary cakes?
Why is “romantic” love represented by a cute little naked angel-baby-cherub?
Why is mistletoe associated with Christmas, and not with Valentine’s Day?
Why do they call Valentine’s Day a “holiday”? I mean, do you get the day off work?
