- How many romantics does it take to screw-in a light bulb?
- None. They like to keep things dim and romantic.
- How many romantics does it take to screw-in a light bulb?
- Nobody knows. They’re all over at the pub, trying to convince the bartender to count the chickens who are crossing the road.
- How romantics does it take to screw-in a light bulb?
- None . . . They’re too busy screwing each other!
